Attention!!Home Survey SCAM!!:

[loon_B4ll00N]

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey

and asks you to show them your ass, DO NOT show them your ass.

This is a SCAM, they just want to see your ass.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap

 

[POStech]

I know this won't happen to me as I have a skinny white ass.

 

[Professur]

When someone asks me for a survey, I only have one answer: Am I getting paid for it? That usually ends the conversation rather quickly.

 

[Inkara1]

Was it at least a hot chick that saw your ass?

 

[loon_B4ll00N]

No, man.. she stank of cod-liver oil, had three bucked teeth (two on top, one on bottom) large, missing patches of white hair, [on her head, anyways], a dirty sanchez moustache and she spake with a hoarse, gutteral tone.

I think she actually scared me into showing her my ass...I sure hope they don't hafta do a re-count...