Justintime
Guest
Basic Bar Translations:
1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME."
(I won't be here long enough to get another round.)
2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU."
(Happy hour is about to end...beers are
Now a dollar, But by the next round they'll
be $4.50 a pop.)
3. "HEY, WHERE IS THAT FRIEND OF YOURS?"
(I have no interest in talking to you except
as a way to get your attractive friend into a
compromising position.)
4. "WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?"
(What's cheap?)
5. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF HOUSE WHITE."(FEMALE)
(I'm easy.)
6. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF HOUSE WHITE (MALE)
(I'm gay.)
7. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (FEMALE)
(I'm really easy.)
8. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (MALE)
(I'm really gay.)
9. "DO YOU HAVE ANY SAMBUCA?"
(I want to make my friend really sick so
we can all laugh at him in the morning.)
10. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am even willing to drink tequila if
it means that I get to lick you.)
11. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (FEMALE TO MALE)
(If this is how wild I am in the bar, can
you imagine what I'll do to you in bed?)
12. "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (FEMALE)
(You're paying more attention to your friends
than to me.)
13. I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (MALE)
(I'm horny.)
14. "WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?"
(I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years,
but I am an expert at diverting attention.)
15. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE)
(Get the hell out of the way.)
16. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now and blame it on
the crowd.)
17. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE) >
(Don't even think about groping me, just get
the hell out of my way.)
18. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are
anyway? You're certainly not all that, missy,
coming in here dressed like a ho... And get
your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like
the slut you are, bitch!)
19. "THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR."
(Did I sleep with him/her?)
20. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (FEMALE)
(I'm 16.)
21. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (MALE)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled over
and blew a .4 after my last visit here.)
1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME."
(I won't be here long enough to get another round.)
2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU."
(Happy hour is about to end...beers are
Now a dollar, But by the next round they'll
be $4.50 a pop.)
3. "HEY, WHERE IS THAT FRIEND OF YOURS?"
(I have no interest in talking to you except
as a way to get your attractive friend into a
compromising position.)
4. "WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?"
(What's cheap?)
5. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF HOUSE WHITE."(FEMALE)
(I'm easy.)
6. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF HOUSE WHITE (MALE)
(I'm gay.)
7. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (FEMALE)
(I'm really easy.)
8. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (MALE)
(I'm really gay.)
9. "DO YOU HAVE ANY SAMBUCA?"
(I want to make my friend really sick so
we can all laugh at him in the morning.)
10. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am even willing to drink tequila if
it means that I get to lick you.)
11. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (FEMALE TO MALE)
(If this is how wild I am in the bar, can
you imagine what I'll do to you in bed?)
12. "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (FEMALE)
(You're paying more attention to your friends
than to me.)
13. I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (MALE)
(I'm horny.)
14. "WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?"
(I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years,
but I am an expert at diverting attention.)
15. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE)
(Get the hell out of the way.)
16. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now and blame it on
the crowd.)
17. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE) >
(Don't even think about groping me, just get
the hell out of my way.)
18. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are
anyway? You're certainly not all that, missy,
coming in here dressed like a ho... And get
your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like
the slut you are, bitch!)
19. "THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR."
(Did I sleep with him/her?)
20. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (FEMALE)
(I'm 16.)
21. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (MALE)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled over
and blew a .4 after my last visit here.)
... I'll never order a white russian again! hehehehe
