Beer goggles...

[Gato_Solo]

We've all heard of them, but, now, they've been declared real!

 

[A.B.Normal]

*hands out beers to all the wimmen folk of OTC

 

[Mare]

*hands out beers to all the wimmen folk of OTC

thank ya! thank ya!

 

[HomeLAN]

They had to study that to prove it? Hell, I could've told 'em that, and they could've given me the grant money.

 

[chcr]

They had to study that to prove it? Hell, I could've told 'em that, and they could've given me the grant money.

 

[Inkara1]

How come it took you three years to tell us about this?

 

[Gato_Solo]

How come it took you three years to tell us about this?

Had to get my pick first.

 

[Lopan]

What they need to invent is sober goggles, so when your nissed as a pewt you can see if that evenings conquest is a swamp donkey or not. Thus avoiding blood curdling screams in the morning.

 

[Gato_Solo]

What they need to invent is sober goggles, so when your nissed as a pewt you can see if that evenings conquest is a swamp donkey or not. Thus avoiding blood curdling screams in the morning.

If it's a swamp donkey, the last thing you want to do is wake it. You have to sneak out, and never return...even if it's your place.

 

[drkavnger99]

I have never had the beer goggles remorse of the next day just not in me to be at the bar picking up women. maybe I'm just too picky.. who know

 

[Gato_Solo]

I have never had the beer goggles remorse of the next day just not in me to be at the bar picking up women. maybe I'm just too picky.. who know

Or maybe you just don't drink enough beer...not that that's a bad thing...

 

[chcr]

Everyone talks like they've never been the recipient of beer goggle sex. I wonder if that's really so...

In an interesting bit of synchronicity, this thread made me think of the Mickey Gilley song "Don't the Girls all Get Prettier (at Closing Time)." Well, I saw in th TV listings yesterday evening that CMT was counting down the top 40 drinking songs last night. I love a good drinking song (okay, drankin' song) so I watched. It was number 24.

Here's the list.

 

[Inkara1]

Everyone talks like they've never been the recipient of beer goggle sex. I wonder if that's really so...

Well, I don't drink, so every girl I've done it with has been with me completely sober.

 

[chcr]

Well, I don't drink, so every girl I've done it with has been with me completely sober.

Not what I mean. I'm talking women way out of your league sleeping with you because they're toasted.

WARNING!!!! Requires you to be honest with yourself about your possible attractiveness to the opposite sex.

The look of horror in their eyes the next morning is a little degrading, but you get laid.

 

[Nixy]

Not what I mean. I'm talking women way out of your league sleeping with you because they're toasted.

I think he was saying that all women he has been with were sober

 

[Inkara1]

I think he was saying that all women he has been with were sober

Both them and me have been sober... well, I'm pretty sure they've all been sober.

 

[chcr]

Ahh...

 

[Nixy]

I've slept with someone due to the "beer goggles" effect...dunno if their reasoning was the same but it prolly was...ah well

 

[Gato_Solo]

If the woman is that good looking, all the beer in the world won't turn you into a silk purse from a sows ear.

 

[Lopan]

Both them and me have been sober... well, I'm pretty sure they've all been sober.

And you didn't question the white stick and oddly obedient labrador?