Best signatures you've seen

[A.B.Normal]

"if God hadn't intended man to eat animals ,he wouldn't have made them out of meat."

 

[ipmoof]

LOL, those are great.

 

[fury]

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[Squiggy]

I liked a few of mine...

"I'm not dead...I just smell that way..."

"A friend will hold your words in his hands like grains of sand...knowing just which ones to keep, and which to let slip through his fingers..."

"If the truth is known only to one...it is still the truth." ~Ghandi~

 

[Inkara1]

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! *SPLAT!* Sigh... it's a bird.

 

[Inkara1]

Etiquette tips for rednecks:
Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to drive the U-Haul to the funeral home.
Establish with your date's parents what time she's expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM, others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it's the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun's loaded and the deer's in sight.

 

[Professur]

Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies.

 

[Inkara1]

That's another one I used to have.

Man, I've had some good sigs over the years.

 

[Gomez Addams]

Inkara1 : those are some excellent ones !

Here's one of my fav's :

If pro is the opposite of con, what it is the opposite of progress ?

 

[ipmoof]

Some at Rage3D has "Faeces Occurs." as their sig, which while grammatically incorrect is nevertheless rather true.

 

[freako104]

If pro is the opposite of con, what it is the opposite of progress

the version of that i heard is if pro is good and con is bad is congress the opposite of progress?