Beware!

Glok

New Member
I know I never post but this NEEDS posting. :)

Subject: Date Rape Drug

Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date
rape drug on the market, called "beer," is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
 

Luis G

<i><b>Problemator</b></i>
Staff member
i've been raped that way.........

the bad thing is that i remember *puke*
 

PT

Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite
samcurry said:
What town is this happening in? I must go there. :D

It all over the world, Sam. Just stay away from places where toothless, hairy, skanky women tend to be the norm.
 

MuFu

New Member
PuterTutor said:
samcurry said:
What town is this happening in? I must go there. :D

It all over the world, Sam. Just stay away from places where toothless, hairy, skanky women tend to be the norm.

LOL. Nimbin, Australia comes to mind. :D
 

PT

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***SCIENCE NEWSFLASH***
"Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned."

:D
 

ris

New Member
its all true, you should see the armies of valley commandos and kappa slappers that descend on cardiff every friday and saturday night. the mornnig can be a frightening thing when trapped with a minger from merthyr :eek:
 

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
Well damn, that explains a whole series of slutty sex I had and it made me feel dirty. Any of you female types wanna come help clean me up? :drink2: :sex:
 
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