bitchslapping vs. nippletwisting

[Gato_Solo]

Psst...Try this old trick...Lift up the toilet seat, and cover the bowl tightly with plastic wrap. Then put the seat back down... muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/siz]

 

[Nixy]

*jumps down from the roof of a building wearing only a black thong and black bra (that's pretty much what the girls in Bond wear! )

*runs behind the guys who are putting up the toilet seats and pushes each of them in a toilet*

*pinches Shadow's bare bum*

 

[Gato_Solo]

Hey. No prancing like that in front of the house-boy. It makes his towel get smaller...

 

[Shadowfax]

OMG! I didn't even noticed my pants being pulled down

Two options:

- I pull them up again
- I let you enjoy the view

 

[Nixy]

OH! I want to enjoy the view!

 

[Gato_Solo]

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[Shadowfax]

OH! I want to enjoy the view!

Did I just saw you taking pictures?


*enters posing position*

 

[Shadowfax]

Mhh...I just realized how sick this thread is becoming

 

[Luis G]

lol, that's not sick......

wait a few pages........

 

[Shadowfax]

So you're saying it's only becoming even worse?

 

[Scanty]

*struts into thread in skin-tight black top, skirt and stillettos*

WHO EVER'S GOT MY PINK THONG IS GONNA GET A THRASHING!!!!!!!

:mad2:

 

[Nixy]

*walks up behind Scanty wearing a skin tight leather one piece suit*

You DO NOT take a girl's underwear! EVER! Give it back to her!

*reaches for whip*

 

[Scanty]

Quick we need someone else for a Charlie's Angels feel!!!!!!

Luis?

Come on, mate, I've got a leather mini skirt that'll look great on you...

 

[Nixy]

I said: GIVE BACK HER THONG!

 

[Luis G]

*walks afraid into the room *

 

[Nixy]

 

[Shadowfax]

Yeah! Hit me! Hit me hard!

oh, wait...I was only dreaming....or wasn't I?

 

[Nixy]

No, you weren't dreaming! They're real!

 

[Shadowfax]

So real life is better than dreaming sometimes!

 

[Scanty]

*gives up and get s new thong*

It's alright, Shadow, you can keep it