Blearg...

[Jeslek]

*also loves the scent of lavender*

anyone else have sore spots?

I do.

 

[unclehobart]

*stands alone and sobbing on the corner in the dead of night in a driving rain cause nobody loves him*

 

[Scanty]

*drives fast through a puddle, drenching unc from head to toe*

 

[unclehobart]

*sobs even harder because his 250$ Italian suede loafers are toast*

 

[Scanty]

*switches on the electric fan...setting off a series of catastrophic events across the globe, resulting in an almighty tornado descending upon unc's shivering shoulders*

 

[Nixy]

*jumps into Unc's arms wearing a matching thong and camisole set*

 

[[b]]

I don't like where this is heading...Nixy, what happened to me?

Of course, I do still have Nulani, Kuulani, Leslie (who is the bestest back rub giver in the whole wide world) and Greenfreak to roll around with

I'm a lucky lucky man...


*thank god for edit*

 

[unclehobart]

*jumps into Unc's arms wearing a matching thong and camisole set*

A what set? Camisole sounds like a seafood pasta dish.

 

[Nixy]

A camisole is like a tank top but it is made out of a very strechy material and has VERY thin straps.

I still love ya but Unc needs some lovin' too cause i loves him too!

 

[unclehobart]

It almost seems to be a french word for 'little shirt'.

 

[Nixy]

Are you gonna stand there all night griping about what the words means or are you gonna enjoy the clevage and take me to a warm dry place and roll around with me?

 

[unclehobart]

I'll still respect you in the morning... but only if you do unrespectable things to me tonight.

 

[Nixy]

 

[Leslie]

]I don't like where this is heading...Nixy, what happened to me?

Of course, I do still have Nulani, Kuulani, and Greenfreak to roll around with

I'm a lucky lucky man...

I was de-invited somewhere?

 

[greenfreak]

*also loves the scent of lavender*

anyone else have sore spots?

I do.

Sorry, you're not my type.

 

[greenfreak]

I don't like where this is heading...Nixy, what happened to me?

Of course, I do still have Nulani, Kuulani, and Greenfreak to roll around with

I'm a lucky lucky man...

I was de-invited somewhere?

I think that lavender you were massaging him with went to his brain.

 

[[b]]

What do you mean Leslie? How could I forget about you?

*tries to look all innocent*

 

[Leslie]

but you're so cute I'll forgive you

 

[Spirit]

:: stripping ::

ok, now is this how you wanted to meet me, ?

 

[Jeslek]

:: stripping ::

ok, now is this how you wanted to meet me, ?

:: stripping ::

Who will it be?




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