building a house

[kuulani]

*picturing Gato as a houseboy*

 

[Gato_Solo]

As long as I get 3 hots, a cot, all the sex I can handle, and a place to swim, I'd be happy...

 

[greenfreak]

Man o man stop giving me visual images of Gato, I can't stop picturing him now, glistening with sweat during practice...

 

[Leslie]

I think I've been married too long, my first thought upon reading that was the state of his underwear and socks ugh

But then I got my head together and remembered what's important, that he was glistening

 

[Gato_Solo]

*sniff* Houseboys do NOT wear underwear. We parade around in terrycloth towels, just barely covering our...nevermind...

 

[Leslie]

Originally posted by Gato_Solo
parade around in terrycloth towels, just barely covering our...nevermind...

 

[Altron]

I would have a bar with a tap of Mountain Dew and a blender
and i would have an air-conditioned soundproof room to put servers in

 

[Aunty Em]

It would have to be built using all the latest enviromentally friendly technology and sustainable materials where possible, with a grey water system for things like toilets etc. which don't require potable water, solar panels for electricity production, underfloor heating, quadrurple glazing, extra efficient cavity and roof insultation, etc Nice and inexpensive to run.

A jacuzzi, a sauna and a large walk in shower would be nice too.

 

[Altron]

I would make mine out of lead
I would have no sewer, i would just dump watse into a nearby lake
also i would have fireplaces that let out as much smoke as possible... )

I would have a deck on the roof with a 100-foot long waterslide ending in a huge pool D
but no houseboys D
If i ever build it i will invite all of you over for a swim in the pool [and then i will release the anglerfish... behead]

 

[halamikage]

New house! How exciting!

As long as I have a sunken livingroom, a big bathroom and a wrap around porch...I'd be a happy woman. Oh yeah, and one of those tubs that I can lie down and be comfy.

 

[kuulani]

aaah, so this is where gato started as houseboy!

 

[Professur]

So where are we with building that house?

 

[rrfield]

my dream home is big.

http://www.co.anoka.mn.us/EconomicDevelopment/stadium/concept-drawings-medium.asp#stadium

 

[Professur]

Frig that. I want someplace with Unc's entrance and staircase. HL's pool, and Cat's property line.

 

[HomeLAN]

Frig that. I want someplace with Unc's entrance and staircase. HL's pool, and Cat's property line.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Screw big.

My dream house is isolated. I wanna be able to fire a cannon from the front yard and the cannonball come down between me and the nearest neighbor.

 

[Professur]

Hell, I can do that right now. (or at least, I could, if it wouldn't get me 3 to 5). Just fire the bastard straight up.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Then amend the specs, to wit:

when fired at a 45 degree angle.

Sorry, I just would prefer to not have to deal with anybody afoot until I was ready to deal with them.

 

[Professur]

Well, if you're gonna go firing cannon at them, you're gonna be patching the driveway alot.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

It would only be fired at some people.

If it'd keep them away I'd patch every driveway in the county.