Congrats Squiggy

[Squiggy]

Ack! I got my Veterans Tag and became Shoutbox Whore King all in one weekend...Life is too good...

 

[Q]

What kinda benefits are you receiving?

 

[Squiggy]

Don't I get my choice of wenches and fresh turkeys to rip apart and eat with my hands...and some kinda army...and horses and stuff?

 

[PT]

no. You get a title. Be happy with that, or we'll take away your Birthday.

 

[Squiggy]

Can I at least get a sponge bath from Q? Is that too much to ask? Just a spongebath....Please?

 

[PT]

I'll think about it.

 

[Q]

Can I use Altrons sponge??

 

[PT]

Sure can.

 

[Q]

Alrighty then! Do we have any lysol??

 

[Squiggy]

This was supposed to be fun......

 

[Q]

You're the one trying to squeeze the 2002 shower in at the last possible second. This will require some serious chemical compuonds!
What about a toilet brush, do we have one of those anywhere?

 

[Squiggy]

I expect to be pampered after this.....

 

[Q]

You may have a cookie

 

[Squiggy]

As long as I get my cookie!

 

[Q]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nice warm chocolate chip cookies & ice cold milk

 

[PT]

You're the one trying to squeeze the 2002 shower in at the last possible second. This will require some serious chemical compuonds!
What about a toilet brush, do we have one of those anywhere?

Found one!! It's kinda old and rusty, but it should do.

 

[Q]

Perfect!!

...now if we had some of those cute little scrubbing bubbles

 

[Squiggy]

Whaaaa... Chocolate chip? .....I thought I was going to get my COOKIE....I hate it when a plan falls apart....

 

[Q]

Re-check the phrasing. I said a cookie...not the cookie

 

[Squiggy]

Is it negotiable?.....