"Congratulations Unc...you made two-thousand...congratulations...do you want a melon? Two for the price of one...Fa la la la la la la...I'll even give you a mongo flash...fa la la la la la..."
I doubt I could whore it up that much anymore. I'm not as prattling as I used to be. It's taken me quite a while to dredge up the last 1000 and I dare say my wit level has been a snoozefest the entire way.