Dave Chapelle

[Gato_Solo]

Man, if white Bush kept it real maybe he wouldnt have had so many problems. Or more, whatever.

Keepin' it real. I hear that phrase too manu times...usually when dealing with a reprehensible act, but the truth is, nobody keeps it real. ESPECIALLY politicians. They live in a world manifactured for their own interests by those who came before them. If a politician 'kept it real', then they'd never get elected.

 

[Winky]

Well mah Kid summed up the whole Chappy deal quite succinctly this morning on the way to school.

"He was smokin' crack and partying, then he realized
he'd not be able to do what it took to be funny,
so he bailed."

Yep ya gotta respect him for not putting out a crappy third season and ruining his reputation. But I told the kid that if you agree to do a job and go off and smoke krack instead
of doin' yer homewerk then you can't piss and moan if you get canned...

Davey you ain’t a role model. You are a once great comedian.
What two years? Oh well you were funny, Bitch!

 

[Winky]

That's funny, the show with the Black Prez Bush skit
is on right now!

 

[Winky]

Alright I'm convinced.
Davey's gonna get away with this.
I just saw the ad on comedy central for the
"Dave no-show marathon"

The one with the answering machine.

Yep they are hard up.

If and when he gets back and does his job

it damn well better be good.

Since I've prolly seen no more than parts of three shows
I think I'll tape this marathon thingie.

 

[Winky]

Well Davey's back in the US Back in the US
back in the US of A


you don't know how lucky you are, boy
back in the us of a

 

[Winky]

Gettin' ready to watch Davey's one hour stand up

 

[rrfield]

I missed it, how was it?

 

[Winky]

I dunno
there were a few laughs
objectively
if you take out the racist part
and the time worn gender bashing
and the profanity
(sure ruins the flow when about all you heard is
bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep)
it was mighty thin

He was smart to pull the plug on the third season

the boy needs some new ideas

a new shtick

The (insert the feared N werd here as only afro-Americans can say it,
and he did countless times, hmmm why didn’t it get bleeped?)
and anti-white crap can only take you so far
with a white audience

But the ghetto baby selling weed and pokin’ his head outta the gurls ass was funny!