Dear Tide,

Rose

New Member
I'm writing to say what an excellant product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquide Tide with Bleach Alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect.

I thank you once again for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people ...

Signed,

A Relieved Menopausal Wife
 

Oz

New Member
Uki Chick said:
Warning to all men!!! Never piss off a menapausal woman!!! :lol2:

*nods* learned that a looong time ago :lloyd:

Oz
Hates the sight of blood, especially his own.
 

Rose

New Member
Well hell, after running off to Hawai'i .... besides, I'm just waiting for the ol' ankle to heal so as to bring only wanted pain. ;)
 

Mare

New Member
Rose said:
I'm writing to say what an excellant product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquide Tide with Bleach Alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect.

I thank you once again for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people ...

Signed,

A Relieved Menopausal Wife

Haaaa that was cute Rose......Thank god I'm not there yet......just the PMS (Putting up with Mens Shit) is enough to deal with...... :lol2:
 

Rose

New Member
:winkkiss: for Nixy



:D A lady was passing this around the office this morning - it's not from me little brain. But it's awful cute.
 

tonksy

New Member
.......except....i don't believe in celibacy either...maybe it's not such a hot plan after all....:eh:
 
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