do you often/enjoy farting when surfing the web?

Do you enjoy/often fart while one the internet?

  • Got TP handy

    Votes: 9 90.0%
  • No poopy pants for me

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • You big pervert, that´s disgusting!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    10
tonksy said:
So do you find that you get more gas than those with slow metabolisms? The scientific explanation is that your system pushes food along faster than it can truly digest it all and then the bacteria in your intestines consume it and create gas. Does this sound like you?

Nope, I do fart when I'm in need to take a dump and can't.
 
Yeah, I find that theory kind of odd, as I always believed that people with slow metabolism were more prone to gas because they keep the stuff inside themselves longer.
 
But gas is caused by the bacteria in your large intestine eating sugars from food that your body has not digested. I was just hoping that it was common with people with fast metabolisms. So I suppose it's just common with people who don't digest their food well.
 
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