Do you think we're ready for first contact?

[Scanty]

 

[outside looking in]

Outside looking in I don't share your optimism. Personally I think the universe would be better off without us.

Perhaps the universe would just be better off without some of us.

 

[Scanty]

Like.....Keith Chegwin.

 

[unclehobart]

 

[Scanty]

 

[ris]

at least the us was probly spared his nekkid telly

 

[unclehobart]

yes... I dont know who the blighter is.

 

[ris]

be thankful, he's a total twat

 

[unclehobart]

Billed as the "gameshow for naturists", Naked Jungle was broadcast as part of Channel 5's celebration of naturism week.

The programme saw naked host Chegwin - of Big Breakfast and Cheggers Plays Pop fame - leading male and female contestants - in a similar state of undress - through a series of demanding puzzles in a jungle environment.

The games included tests such as the Pool of Death and Waterfall of Venus. Nothing was left to the imagination as contestants swung and abseiled their way through the set.

... gross. Its Benny Hill without a point, humour, or pretty people.

 

[Aunty Em]

S'cuse me while I crawl off into a corner to throw up.

 

[whoreable]

I think the first contact was successful...although i am sure the anal probing did hurt...

 

[unclehobart]

Nah... It didnt hurt too bad. *clasps mouth* wait... forget I said that. *looks shiftily from left to right*

 

[Scanty]

*looks strangely innocent and puts probe back in pocket*

 

[whoreable]

anyone seen that kids in the hall sketch?? perfect.

"All we seemed to have learn from anal probing is that one guy doesn't seem to mind it."

"maybe our leader is just one sick and twisted assfreak"

too bad i probaly destroyed those quotes.
anyways you need to see it. and if you don't watch kids you need to start.
the greatest thing to come out of canada. ever.

 

[stingray_sting]

another speices out there eh? who says they are even:
a. close enough to us
b. more advanced than we are
c. not just as bad as we are
d. not worse than we are
e. would understand how our earth works from up there on their space____ (id say ship but you know...)

like who really cares wether or not they are out there. like seriously, they will never come during my lifetime, so why worry?

 

[Gato_Solo]

I think that, when the aliens finally come...in Stingray_sting's lifetime, they'll use the anal-probe on him because he doubts their technological superiority...

BTW...You'd think that any race from another world would find a kinder, gentler way to explore the human body than by shoving something up a persons ass. I mean, really, what good does that do?

 

[Scanty]

You'd think that any race from another world would find a kinder, gentler way to explore the human body than by shoving something up a persons ass.

Quite.

 

[outside looking in]

another speices out there eh? who says they are even:
a. close enough to us

You're right, they probably aren't.

b. more advanced than we are

Due to our extreme infancy as a technological species, the odds are that they almost certainly will be more advanced than us.

c. not just as bad as we are

Combined with part b., because they are more advanced (older) and still alive signifies that they overcame their technological adolecence and didn't blow themselves to hell... hence, they are probably more "civilized" if that is the proper term (less war like in any case)

d. not worse than we are

See above

e. would understand how our earth works from up there on their space____ (id say ship but you know...)

Goes back to part b. More advance means a better understanding of reality. Even in our infancy, we would be capable of understanding the basics of just about any form of life, or any social structure on another planet.

 

[Gato_Solo]

But why the anal probing? Cat-scans give you a better picture, and blood gives you a better understanding...

 

[Shadowfax]

the anal probing is just for fun...other life forms may enjoy the exploring as well you know


but we're drifting away from the subject...