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ResearchMonkey

ResearchMonkey

Well-Known Member
outside looking in said:
*sniff*...


Republican?





Where am I? erm...






shhh................
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WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU CALLING ME RIGHT WING REDNECK.

JESUS WILL CAST YOU INTO THE PITS OF HELL FOR THAT YOU KNOW.

MY PASTOR WAS BRAINWASHING US ABOUT YOUR TYPE OF COMMIE-PINKO MAN LOVIN MAN JUST THE OTHERNIGHT AT REVIVAL.

REMEMBER, ST. PETER IS JUDGING YOUR EVERY MOVE.

*waits for lightening from the heavens to smitten thee*


:D
 
Gonz

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
ResearchMonkey said:
WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU CALLING ME RIGHT WING REDNECK.

JESUS WILL CAST YOU INTO THE PITS OF HELL FOR THAT YOU KNOW.

MY PASTOR WAS BRAINWASHING US ABOUT YOUR TYPE OF COMMIE-PINKO MAN LOVIN MAN JUST THE OTHERNIGHT AT REVIVAL.

REMEMBER, ST. PETER IS JUDGING YOUR EVERY MOVE.

*waits for lightening from the heavens to smitten thee*


:D
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OLI might have been at the same revival ;)
 
ResearchMonkey

ResearchMonkey

Well-Known Member
Yeah, it was just the first thing that came to mind.

I'm not paranoiod or nuthin'


...but what are you really saying?
 
Winky

Winky

Well-Known Member
Dah Engrish professor is in dah house!

Fergive the Monkey he's just a learin' tah
speak his native tounge.
Smite

smitten what's the difference Heh heh

I guess he could have threatened to have smotten them?
(brought to you by the 'tard 15 year old)

cuz gee only a 'tard types on chat boards
 
ClaireBear

ClaireBear

Banned
To be smitten is very very very different...

*ahem*

I, for example, am smitten with my bloke...

I can't get enough of him... I'm almost addicted... I have a great depth of feeling for him...

Smitten... use it 3 times and the word is then yours! :D
 
Winky

Winky

Well-Known Member
Did you click the link???


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
 
ClaireBear

ClaireBear

Banned
Winky said:
Did you click the link???


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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Nope! I have a good vocabulary... should I have?
 
Winky

Winky

Well-Known Member
Yep cuz I made the same mistake.

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
Karl Marx
 
ClaireBear

ClaireBear

Banned
Winky said:
Yep cuz I made the same mistake.

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
Karl Marx
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What mistake?...

I smite...
He/she smites...
we smite...
You smite...
They smote...

In past tense "smitten" but...

In real terms "smitten" is most often used in the "captivated/enchanted/in love" sense...

:shrug:
 
Winky

Winky

Well-Known Member
Hey but don't get me wrong I realize it was one of the Monkey's archetypical abuses of the engrish language.

ever one knows it shoulda bean

Smite thee
as opposed to
I am smitten with thee
or he was so smitten with her beauty
that he was willing to die to ensure her safety
or... well
ya gets dah pic-ture


I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.
Jessica Alba
 
Winky

Winky

Well-Known Member
I will smite thee as in strike sharply or heavily especially with the hand or an implement held in the hand

and this will cause you to be smitten with me!!

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My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.
Cameron Diaz
 
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