famous

[peggoty]

if you could be famous for one thing what would it be and why?

 

[tonksy]

I don't wanna be famous...I'll just take the cash that goes with it.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I would want to be the richest man no one has ever heard of or seen in a town larger than 1000 people.

 

[Professur]

if you could be famous for one thing what would it be and why?

Killing all the lawyers.

 

[rrfield]

Being the owner of the Vikings.
Or killing Chuck Norris.

 

[Dave]

Killing all the lawyers.

that would make you more than famous. more like a liberator or even savior

 

[unclehobart]

I would be the emperor of the universe with my throne affixed to the peak of a 3000m pile of my enemies skulls... but I would really be known for inventing a tasty lowfat ice cream.

 

[StuTheWise]

Being the guy who appears on Forbes' "richest people in the world" list at the very top... only later to be revealed as a huge scandal because, well, my net worth is really very low.

Then I would get rich from hitting the talk show circuit as the poorest man ever to be the richest man.

EDIT:

I just realized my idea was too similar to SouthernN'Proud's. How about the fifth guy to walk on Mars? I get the experience of flying through space, walking on another planet, but none of the media attention that the first few guys to walk on Mars would be inundated with.

 

[Slim Pickens]

I don't wanna be famous...I'll just take the cash that goes with it.

Amen, sister!

 

[BeardofPants]

First person to land on *insert really cool planet here*

 

[Nixy]

Being the owner of the Vikings.
Or killing Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is awesome.

 

[rrfield]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

 

[Nixy]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Indeed

 

[Inkara1]

Rumor has it that Chuck Norris once lost a fight to a pirate. But that's just a rumor, started by Chuck Norris himself, to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

 

[Inkara1]

The United States is not a democracy, nor is it a republic. It is a Chucktatorship.

 

[rrfield]

Chuck Norris can weld titanium with his urine.

 

[Nixy]

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

 

[Inkara1]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

 

[Nixy]

When the boogieman goes to bed every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Inkara1]

I figured it wasn't fair to use that one since it used to be my signature (for a much longer time than the pirate one, because miss "if anyone's signatures are getting to be two screens long I'll warn Inky that his is five lines too" gave me the PM. )