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Professur

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Penguin deaths prompt sniper aid
By Phil Mercer
BBC News, Sydney


Sally Barnes, NSW Parks and Wildlife Service: "We've had shooters out"

Professional snipers have been brought in to guard a vulnerable colony of penguins in Australia.

The deployment follows the mysterious deaths of nine of the flightless birds over the last two weeks.

The mutilated bodies of the animals, known as fairy penguins, were found in a national park near Sydney harbour.

The main suspects are dogs and foxes. At 40cm tall, the world's smallest penguin species is clearly no match for such aggressive enemies.

To even up the fight, two snipers have been deployed as bodyguards.

They have started night patrols and have instructions to do what it takes to protect these tiny creatures.

They have joined a legion of volunteers, who have also been guarding the birds during the hours of darkness when they are most vulnerable to attack.

Traps have been also been set in a concerted attempt to catch Sydney's penguin killers.


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Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
Domestic dogs....I could almost understand.
Wild dogs or foxes....nature doesn't live here anymore.
 

Nixy

Elimi-nistrator
Staff member
Domestic dogs....I could almost understand.
Wild dogs or foxes....nature doesn't live here anymore.

Well, unless if it's a wild dog or fox that is not native to Austrailia...the world tends to have a problem with people introducing non-native species lately.
 

Inkara1

Well-Known Member
They're fairy penguins. Instead of dogs or foxes, they should look for the guy with the "God hates fags" sign.
 

2minkey

bootlicker
oh no! cocksucking penguins!

(odd coincidence but i hadn't read this thread at the time of posting in the other about the toledo penguin exhibit...)

but seriously is this really much different than ranchers shooting coyotes and 'controlling nature?'
 
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