Got Coffee?

[Aunty Em]

This one's for Leslie and Squiggy!

[font=Veranda, sans-serif]Too Much Coffee[/font]

[font=Veranda, sans-serif]You know you've had too much coffee when...

* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

* Instant coffee takes too long

* You chew on other people's fingernails

* You answer the door, before people knock

* You sleep with your eyes open

* You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee

* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore

* You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there

* You help your dog chase its tail

* You lick your coffeepot clean

* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

* You're so wired you pick up FM radio

* You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug! [/font]

http://www.jokemonster.com/c/jokes/jokes_139190.html

 

[Squiggy]

* Pours another cup...

 

[alex]

One large cup each morning is all the punani I can handle.

 

[MuFu]

OMG, HER PUNANI IS ON FIRE!!!!

 

[Raven]

put the punani out!

 

[PT]

I don't get it, what's wrong with that stuff?

 

[MrBishop]

Ok...so what's the best coffee that you've ever had? Both commercial (Coffee-house/Restaurant) or personal (Home/friends place)


Commercial - Tim Horton's must have the best damn commercial coffee in Canada.

Personal - I make a kick-ass cup of Joe - mind you...I own Blue Mountain Coffee so...



See details16oz Roasted Whole Bean

Grade 1, export quality Blue Mountain Coffee beans, freshly roasted when you place your order.


Our price: $ 26.90

(That's $27US/pound)

 

[Dave]

i dont drink a lot of coffee. if i drink too much, i get very irritable.

 

[PT]

Fuck you. I don't get irratable.

 

[chcr]

Fuck you. I don't get irratable.

And don't you fucking forget it!

 

[Dave]

jeeeze....sorry...

[grumble] damn fucking coffee addicts....[/grumble]

 

[Rose]

I'm not much of a coffee drinker. :s I prefer water. Though if the mood strikes, a good cup o' java with flavored creamer is pretty good.

 

[Raven]

Fuck you. I don't get irratable.

*leaves coffee pot on the floor by PTs cage and runs*

 

[PT]

mmmm.......

 

[IDLEchild]

Coffee sucks in chunks

 

[Raven]

I REALLY HATE THAT SMILEY!

 

[greenfreak]

The best easily accessible coffee is from the Max Bialystok deli three blocks from my house. The best not-easily-accessible is Kenya AA from a shop in Greenwich Village called Porto Rico.

 

[chcr]

Actually, as may have been discussed previously, I prefer espresso. Regular coffee is kind of watery.

 

[PT]

I'll drink whatever is around. The only stuff I don't drink is convenience store coffee. There is just something about it that is wrong. Otherwise it's Folgers at home, Maxwell House at work.

 

[flavio]

Our price: $ 26.90 (That's $27US/pound)

Since when does $26.90 Canadian = $ 27.00 US?