Grraaargh!

[BeardofPants]

I'm sick and fucking tired of men and their transparent conversation starters. The other day I got stuck in a conversation that I SO didn't want to be having with some guy obviously tryin' it on. My question is this : is it possible to broadcast complete non-interest without having to resort to being a total bitch?

 

[kuulani]

once in college i was eating at the dorm cafeteria (only dorm residents allowed) ... and a guy came along, "soooo, do you eat here often?"

eeeewww.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I'm sick and fucking tired of men and their transparent conversation starters. The other day I got stuck in a conversation that I SO didn't want to be having with some guy obviously tryin' it on. My question is this : is it possible to broadcast complete non-interest without having to resort to being a total bitch?

Nope.

 

[BeardofPants]

*smacks gato
Very helpful.

 

[Gato_Solo]

*smacks gato
Very helpful.

Hey. You wanted an answer, didntcha? Painful as it sounds, you just have to say to yon bonehead..."I'm not interested in you, or anything you have to say. I've got a man." Then ignore them.

 

[Professur]

You could go to a pawn shop and invest a few bucks in a used wedding ring.

 

[tonksy]

Whatever, like that works.

 

[Professur]

You're right. A woman with a wedding ring is probably a slut and still lookin for more. What was I thinking.

 

[tonksy]

I can't imagine.

 

[Gonz]

I'm sick and fucking tired of men and their transparent conversation starters....is it possible to broadcast complete non-interest without having to resort to being a total bitch?

Thank you, NO, now go away before I fart?

 

[Luis G]

Tell him you just love to insert a dildo into your man's butt while having sex.

That should do it.

 

[Professur]

Tell him you just love to insert a dildo into your man's butt while having sex.

That should do it.

ROFL ......




Wait ......


She's a kiwi. How's that supposed to put the guy off?

 

[tonksy]

*snickers

 

[Spirit]

Thank you, NO, now go away before I fart?

Don't say anything, just fart.

 

[unclehobart]

Just look at the guy with big puppy-dog eyes and say.

Have you found Jesus? Can I offer you my testimonial for a small donation?

 

[MrBishop]

"Wow...the sex-change was a success after all. Call me Jimmy...er...Jenny. What's your name?"

***

Without sounding like a bitch?

"Sorry. I'm flattered but I'm not looking for any attachments/relationships/sex right now"

 

[Gato_Solo]

"Wow...the sex-change was a success after all. Call me Jimmy...er...Jenny. What's your name?"

***

Without sounding like a bitch?

"Sorry. I'm flattered but I'm not looking for any attachments/relationships/sex right now"

I'd prefer honesty. That line is too diplomatic. Stuff like "Take a hike.", and "There's a bus leaving in 5 minutes...be under it..." are timeless and poignant.

 

[Professur]

"I've got a gun, and I'm not afraid of using it."

 

[Gato_Solo]

"My dick is bigger than yours. Wanna see?"

 

[Spirit]

Seriously: what I do: I appear to be listening to them while I sing songs in my head or go over a *to do* list. I smile, nod and occasionaly.

I guess, according to some of you, that's not being *honest*, but I can live with that, knowing that some guy was hitting on me (flattering to begin with) and he walks away with his confidence in tact.