Hard Promises :D

[Guest]

New drug claims to outlast Viagra

Anti-impotence medication lasts up to 36 hours, makers say

Better not let Gilbert hear about this.

 

[Leslie]

36 hours is a long time to have lowered blood supply to the brain

 

[ris]

or its 36 hours of blood supply to the bit that makes mens minds work

 

[Q]

Who the hell would want to have a hard on for a day and a half?

 

[Gato_Solo]

*raises hand*

 

[Q]

yikes! what's it made of? stainless steel?

I guess it might make a good towel rack though.

 

[Gato_Solo]

That's why I'm the 'house boy'...

 

[Q]

*word to the wise, houseboy*

if it ain't broke, don't fix it....my boss tried viagra, when he obviously didn't need it....he couldn't put clothes on for a whole day.

 

[Leslie]

I was thinking to myself about a guy taking it at night, then having to go to work, the mall, or to play golf the next day.

 

[Q]

imagine accidentally smacking him with a 7 iron.

 

[Leslie]

it could snap right off!

 

[Q]

I know!!

I have this mental picture of 4 guys waddling around the course in stretchy kind of shorts with hard ons, pretending nothing is wrong

 

[Leslie]

or the four of them trying to sit in the cart

 

[Q]

guy1: wanna grab a hotdog on the turn?

guys 2,3&4: NO!!

 

[Leslie]

@ Q

Now I've gotta get this white shorts image out of my head, or I'm going to be laughing everytime I see a guy in them for life!

 

[Q]

nah...laugh at 'em anyway (imagine one has a really small ...um, bump in his shorts)[/siz]

 

[Leslie]

It's the ones where you can't see the bump

 

[Gato_Solo]

Wow...You two are viscious today. Remind me not to parade around in my towel for a few days...

 

[nalani]

omg girls ...you've etched that vision into my mind

 

[Gato_Solo]

The towel, or the shorts...