Holiday humor

SouthernN'Proud

Southern Discomfort
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving (without getting in trouble)!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
20. I still like Mom's the best.
 

Professur

Well-Known Member
11. Just spread the legs and shove you entire hand up until you feel something, then grab it and pull it out.

*shudder*
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Professur said:
11. Just spread the legs and shove you entire hand up until you feel something, then grab it and pull it out.

*shudder*

:eek: I just got a picture of prof fisting a turkey...and it wasn't pretty... *puke*
 
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