How to ruin a day (or life)

[PT]

I once drank whiskey til i threw up all over train tracks.

 

[Squiggy]

Hobos are freelance trash collectors...

 

[ris]

seeing as the ho from hobo is taken i'd like to be a bo

 

[PT]

Yo bo. Wazzup?

 

[greenfreak]

BO SELECTA.

 

[Ardsgaine]

If you want to be a hobo you need to listen to lots of Jimmie Rodgers songs first... like this one. *breaks into song*

All around the water tower
Waiting for a train
A thousand miles away from home
Sleeping in the rain I walked up to a brakeman
Just to give him a line of talk
He said if you’ve got money
I’ll see that you don’t walk
Well I haven’t got a nickel
Not a penny can 1 show
Get off, get off you railroad bum
And he slammed that boxcar door

Well, he put me off in Texas
A state I dearly love
The wide open spaces all around me
The moon and stars up above
Nobody seems to want me
Nor to lend me a helping hand
I’m on my way from Frisco
Going back to Dixieland
My pocketbook is empty
My heart is full of pain
I’m a thousand miles away from home
Just waiting for a train

Words and music by Jimmie Rodgers

 

[Gonz]

BACK TO HOBO TALK GODDAMNIT

NO GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!! I posted this to bitch about working, not about how to or why one wants to be a friggin' useless waste of oxygen. Be a homo in your own thread & quit shitting on my pissing & moaning

 

[Squiggy]

 

[Nixy]

BACK TO HOBO TALK GODDAMNIT

NO GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!! I posted this to bitch about working, not about how to or why one wants to be a friggin' useless waste of oxygen. Be a homo in your own thread & quit shitting on my pissing & moaning

ROFLMAO

 

[Squiggy]

HEY! ALREADY SAID THAT.

 

[Nixy]

*kicks Squigg*

 

[Squiggy]

 

[PT]

He likes to be abused. Kick him again, but this time put on your spikes.

 

[JustinZ]

yep definatly will ruin ur life that way