I have some good news...

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
and some bad news. First, the good news.

Your cell phone won't give you brain cancer
Japanese study adds to growing body of evidence of the technology's safety

Now the bad news.

Heavy cell phone use tied to poor sperm quality
Men who talked more than 4 hours a day had lowest counts, study says

Good thing I fathered my children before I got my cell phone, eh?
 

Professur

Well-Known Member
Actually, it's the low sperm quality that leads to heavy cell phone use. Real manly men don't need to check in every 15 minutes to see it their owner needs new tampons.
 

PT

Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite
I don't see how this is bad news. Now, if it only prevented women from ovulating, these fucktards with cell phones stuck to their ears would stop reproducing... Nope, not seeing a downside...
 
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