I made up a joke....or rather I adapted an existing one.....

[Shadowfax]

your momma is so fat that when she turns her ass, it's her birthday

 

[Scanty]

lol


your mom's so fat, that she has to wear a watch on both wrists because she covers two different time zones.

 

[ipmoof]

Your momma is so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.

 

[whoreable]

those yo mama jokes never, ever, never ,ever, never get old.

but they never get funny either.