I'M DIVORCED!!!!!!

[Gonz]

Why?

You would prefer I say congratulations on picking a loser & fucking up a sworn committment?

[edit]the chosen wording in no way reflects any individual, just the general process of divorce

 

[Uki Chick]

You would prefer I say congratulations on picking a loser & fucking up a sworn committment?

wasn't expecting that. of course not though. i thought i was picking someone good to spend the rest of my life with. i didn't expect this to happen, and most people who know me knew that the commitment that I made meant the world to me and I was willing to fight for it. I took my vows seriously. I don't like being a divorcé, but life doesn't always go the way you would like it to.

 

[Uki Chick]

But does not the French-esque social model that is Quebec require that one maintain a primary spouse as well as at least two torrid affairs on the side? You need to stock up on lovers.

no, we don't need to maintain a primary spouse, but stocking up on lovers is always good.

 

[greenfreak]

That's wonderful. Can we never ever mention it again?

 

[Gonz]

wasn't expecting that. of course not though. i thought i was picking someone good to spend the rest of my life with. i didn't expect this to happen, and most people who know me knew that the commitment that I made meant the world to me and I was willing to fight for it. I took my vows seriously. I don't like being a divorcé, but life doesn't always go the way you would like it to.

Thus, I again offer my condolences.

 

[Mare]

no, we don't need to maintain a primary spouse, but stocking up on lovers is always good.

I'd like to 2nd this motion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[catocom]

no, we don't need to maintain a primary spouse, but stocking up on lovers is always good.

So it's back on then?
My last gf was a bi. oh but that was fun.

 

[nalani]

congratulations to the both of you

 

[BeardofPants]

congratulations

Yay for Paul.

 

[Uki Chick]

Yay for Paul.

 

[Uki Chick]

So it's back on then?
My last gf was a bi. oh but that was fun.

I could imagine how fun that must have been. Are you applying for the position of one of my numerous lovers???

 

[Uki Chick]

I'd like to 2nd this motion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm with you there!

 

[MrBishop]

That's wonderful. Can we never ever mention it again?

Seconded!

 

[MrBishop]

Oh..and although I'm not sure if congrats are in order...if you're happier and he's happier then it must be a good thing.

 

[unclehobart]

The purpose of a divorce is not to make anyone happy. The sole purpose of a divorce is to make lawyers rich.. er.

 

[Uki Chick]

Oh..and although I'm not sure if congrats are in order...if you're happier and he's happier then it must be a good thing.

that's exactly right!

 

[catocom]

Are you applying for the position of one of my numerous lovers???

no...guess not.
I just remembered that's where the problem came in last time.
GGB = fine
GBG = [mr burn] Egxellent [/mr burns]
GB = fine
BGB = not fine
BBG = HELL no

I'm territorial...like a dog

 

[paul_valaru]

That's wonderful. Can we never ever mention it again?

thirded, I'm involved, and tired of hearing about it.

 

[Uki Chick]

no...guess not.
I just remembered that's where the problem came in last time.
GGB = fine
GBG = [mr burn] Egxellent [/mr burns]
GB = fine
BGB = not fine
BBG = HELL no

I'm territorial...like a dog

Well, being territorial with a girl who's bi can become a big problem.

 

[catocom]

eh, she was just a "road whore" anyway.
She married some old 80 year old man for his money.