I'm in pain

Discussion in 'Love & Lifestyles' started by Professur, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    Feeling better yet?

    Just wait til you shit. :lol:
  2. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    I for one will be holding my breath.
  3. Uki Chick New Member

    I think I heard and explosion...... :D
  4. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Oh please. My ass is completely under control. Unfortunately, guess what's in the lunch box again today. I think the missus is trying to tell me something.

    And Nix, Tonks has it right about the teabags. And I've no clue how many are left, but it's still the same bag of 100.
  5. Uki Chick New Member


    I think you need to ask the misses what's up. Is she trying to torture you slowly? Have you done something wrong that you don't remember???? With all these spices in your system, I don't know how much longer you'll be able to keep your ass in control. :lol2:
  6. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    I think she might be toughening me up for Tonks' cooking.
  7. Uki Chick New Member


    That could be the case as well! She needs to get your taste buds ready. So are your eyeballs sweating again?
  8. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Yup, and they're not the only ones.


    *pause for the grimace*



    You perv.
  9. Uki Chick New Member


    Hey, you said it, not me, I can't be to blame.


    :blush:
  10. Inkara1 To err is human. To arr is pirate. Well-Known Member

    Oh, silly me. I thought you meant everyone else's eyeballs were sweating too as an aftermath of the massive fart you let out. My bad.
  11. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    *oriental* Yes, you very bad. You bad like egg.
  12. paul_valaru would you like to bite my... 100% Pure Canadian Beef


    so you are high pressure shincter testing....glad I moved
  13. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    I think these fucking things are breeding in my cupboard. Where the hell do they keep coming from? I know damn well I didn't buy it, but there it is, right where my lunch is supposed to be.
  14. Uki Chick New Member


    It's the attack of the spicy soup!
  15. HomeLAN Apparently, they'll let anyone be a New Member

    No, you just pissed off the wife somehow.
  16. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Hey, that was sympathetic before.


    HL, she hasn't been home in three weeks. Can't be her unless she's perfected the teleporter.
  17. HomeLAN Apparently, they'll let anyone be a New Member

    If you pissed her off, I ain't counting her out.
  18. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    I dunno how to not piss her off.
  19. chcr We're dancing for once! Too cute for words

    I feel your pain. :D
  20. paul_valaru would you like to bite my... 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    so she is away, meaning you pack your own lunch....(which maybe you do when she is there too)

    attention whore

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