I'm in pain

Discussion in 'Love & Lifestyles' started by Professur, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. PT

    PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite

    Feeling better yet?

    Just wait til you shit. :lol:
     
  2. Winky

    Winky Well-Known Member

    I for one will be holding my breath.
     
  3. Uki Chick

    Uki Chick New Member

    I think I heard and explosion...... :D
     
  4. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    Oh please. My ass is completely under control. Unfortunately, guess what's in the lunch box again today. I think the missus is trying to tell me something.

    And Nix, Tonks has it right about the teabags. And I've no clue how many are left, but it's still the same bag of 100.
     
  5. Uki Chick

    Uki Chick New Member


    I think you need to ask the misses what's up. Is she trying to torture you slowly? Have you done something wrong that you don't remember???? With all these spices in your system, I don't know how much longer you'll be able to keep your ass in control. :lol2:
     
  6. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    I think she might be toughening me up for Tonks' cooking.
     
  7. Uki Chick

    Uki Chick New Member


    That could be the case as well! She needs to get your taste buds ready. So are your eyeballs sweating again?
     
  8. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    Yup, and they're not the only ones.


    *pause for the grimace*



    You perv.
     
  9. Uki Chick

    Uki Chick New Member


    Hey, you said it, not me, I can't be to blame.


    :blush:
     
  10. Inkara1

    Inkara1 Well-Known Member

    Oh, silly me. I thought you meant everyone else's eyeballs were sweating too as an aftermath of the massive fart you let out. My bad.
     
  11. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    *oriental* Yes, you very bad. You bad like egg.
     
  12. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef


    so you are high pressure shincter testing....glad I moved
     
  13. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    I think these fucking things are breeding in my cupboard. Where the hell do they keep coming from? I know damn well I didn't buy it, but there it is, right where my lunch is supposed to be.
     
  14. Uki Chick

    Uki Chick New Member


    It's the attack of the spicy soup!
     
  15. HomeLAN

    HomeLAN New Member

    No, you just pissed off the wife somehow.
     
  16. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    Hey, that was sympathetic before.


    HL, she hasn't been home in three weeks. Can't be her unless she's perfected the teleporter.
     
  17. HomeLAN

    HomeLAN New Member

    If you pissed her off, I ain't counting her out.
     
  18. Professur

    Professur Well-Known Member

    I dunno how to not piss her off.
     
  19. chcr

    chcr Too cute for words

    I feel your pain. :D
     
  20. paul_valaru

    paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef

    so she is away, meaning you pack your own lunch....(which maybe you do when she is there too)

    attention whore
     

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