2 billion sperm, and you're the best it could come up with?
You're living proof that men decended from apes. But I see you haven't made it all the way down the tree yet.
You're living proof that there is a God. And He's got a nasty sense of humour.
If my dog looked like you, I'd ... Well shit, if any dog looked like you, it's mother would have killed it at birth.
Piss me off one more time, and you'd better sign your organ donation card.
I see that the aliens that abducted your mom have a sense of humour.
You've got the perfect face for radio.
Go away, you're scaring the trees.
Durex want's you for their next comercial. They figure that the sight of you should convince everyone of the necessity of safe sex.