Insults

[Vortex]

If I wanted your opinion, I'd tell you what it was

Sortta reminds me of:

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would have farted.

 

[unclehobart]

We know what you are: now we're just haggling over the price.

 

[Gonz]

You're special. Just like the Olympics.

 

[Aunty Em]

How about something a little more refined like... my compliments to your unmarried mother.

 

[Squiggy]

If brains were cotton, you couldn't make a tampon for a flea....

 

[Trixie]

You have all the charisma of a worthless dirty butt plug.

lol.

 

[karlwb]

stop talking out your arse and give your mouth a chance!!

...all the brains of a retarded amoeba

 

[Trixie]

It's funny you should say that because you have less of a shot at success than a fucked-up urine sample.

 

[Altron]

Your mommas so fat, she has to wear a "wide load" sticker on her ass

 

[fury]

The universal insult: Microsoft

 

[Gato_Solo]

You've got 2 brain cells...One inhale, and one exhale.

 

[Aunty Em]

For Gods Sake shuddup, you've got more w(h)ine than Fortnam & Masons!

Jeez, if you had another brain cell to go with the one you've already got I'd be worried!

I see brains weren't on the agenda when they made you then.

 

[Raven]

If you had a few billion more brain cells you'd be on your way to being an extremely dense halfwit

or

I'd insult you but I fear that you wouldn't understand

 

[Inkara1]

Isn't "you son of a bitch" the world's oldest "yo momma" insult?