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> Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
>
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.
>
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.
>
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
>
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet.
>
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
>
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
>
> Georgia:We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
>
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave
> Your Money)
>
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The
> Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
>
> Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
>
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
>
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,? ? ? But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign.
>
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
>
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's.
>
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.
>
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
>
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
>
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
>
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Left-wing Crazies and >very Little Else.
>
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
>
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
>
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
>
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
> Right here!
>
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
>
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right
> To An Attorney...
>
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
>
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
>
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
>
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing.
>
> Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.
>
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
>
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
>
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually
> Surrender Yet.
>
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
>
> Tennessee: The Edyoocashun State.
>
> Texas: Se Hablo Ingles.
>
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
>
> Vermont: Ay, Yep.
>
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>
> Washington: We have more rain than you do.
>
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
>
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese with us!
>
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.
>
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.
>
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.
>
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
>
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet.
>
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
>
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
>
> Georgia:We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
>
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave
> Your Money)
>
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The
> Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
>
> Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
>
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
>
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,? ? ? But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign.
>
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
>
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's.
>
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.
>
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
>
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
>
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
>
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Left-wing Crazies and >very Little Else.
>
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
>
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
>
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
>
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
> Right here!
>
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
>
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right
> To An Attorney...
>
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
>
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
>
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
>
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing.
>
> Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.
>
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
>
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
>
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually
> Surrender Yet.
>
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
>
> Tennessee: The Edyoocashun State.
>
> Texas: Se Hablo Ingles.
>
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
>
> Vermont: Ay, Yep.
>
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>
> Washington: We have more rain than you do.
>
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
>
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese with us!
>
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.
