last letter first

[Arris]

Yeeeeeeha Lissa is back

 

[Raven]

Kick ass *slaps Lissas Buttox*

 

[PrincessLissa]

X is the sponser of today's post. "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to seasme street?"

Anyway, what is this with everyone smacking my rear end?

 

[Raven]

damn girls its just so fine its begging to be slapped! aintcha glad I'm ending with an x?

 

[PrincessLissa]

Xylophone is what I am going to pretend your head is when I find you and my rubber mallet.

People tell me that my ass is just that smackable.


So, What makes an ass a smackable target? And a good one at that?

 

[AlphaTroll]

That must be the big, juicy Bull's Eye, put there by the gods - visible to all but the owner of the said derriere.

 

[Raven]

EXACKERY! *slaps alpha's butt* BTW did the Internet Cafe owners find who did the cumshot yesterday alpha?

 

[AlphaTroll]

As it turns out, they are as clueless about it as I was and slightly less amused too, though I eventually saw the humour in it - I guess *rubs still stinging butt* some guys need to get their rocks off not matter what, where or when.

 

[Oz]

Nowt like a little *ahem* stress releif.............tis usually not a spectator sport tho'

 

[AlphaTroll]

Oh, do listen to the words of wisdom from the bleached one!!!! A spectator sport it most certainly is not, however - 'tis one of the most enjoyable ones out there. Just ensure that you are adequately warmed up & protected - don't want any injuries now do we?

 

[freako104]

eh

 

[Oz]

huh? Has the thread lost the plot?

 

[tonksy]

there was a plot to this thread?

 

[freako104]

dont think there was. as it is with most threads in here

 

[peterska2]

exactly correct freako. no plot. no point. good for keeping your post counts up. thats about it really.

 

[PrincessLissa]

Yes yes. No point threads are a way of life in the wonderful OTC forums. Helps me to forget reality.

 

[tommyj27]

you've been to reality before, what's it like?

 

[peterska2]

eveil and everything that you dont want to know about. even worse than the wrath of fury

 

[tommyj27]

yipes, what a nightmare

 

[peterska2]

exactly. you dont even want to know about fury's wrath so there is no hope of you wanting to know about reality. beleive me. i've been there