Let the dealmaking begin

[Gonz]

1st shot fired.

BEIJING—Chinese President Hu Jintao emphasized the need for cooperation with the U.S. in areas from new energy to space ahead of his visit to Washington this week, but he called the present U.S. dollar-dominated currency system a "product of the past" and highlighted moves to turn the yuan into a global currency.

WSJ

 

[ResearchMonkey]

I wonder if Obama will bow to our new overlords?

 

[2minkey]

i bet you guys buy more shit from china than i do.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

All I can afford anymore is beans and rice, you might be right.

 

[2minkey]

you reap what you sow, kouch kommander.

 

[2minkey]

oh wait it's cuz of mexicans and the liberal elite.

nothing to do with your own choices.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

It must feel good knowing that you've spent your entire life's resources on yourself, I can't imagine how rewarding that must be.

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[2minkey]

fortunately my productivity is not confined to making babies, whereas you've simply chucked jizzloads into a receptacle to make baggage for society.

 

[Gonz]

Beats the shit out of studying how to do what we already do after asking mallrats their opinion of it.

 

[2minkey]

yeah. survey-takin' in malls requires about as much skill as driving a truck.
and it's about 30 levels below my pay grade. yes gonz, i am the evil cultural elite that your grammy warned you about. i eat babies after i fuck them. i have no beliefs other than the most base hedonism. i sell you worthless shit and you lap it up like the loyal little puppy you are. as the product of your choices you are damned to suck at the teat of corporate love. and you worship it, the most maoist machine ever built. +1 for effort.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

fortunately my productivity is not confined to making babies, whereas you've simply chucked jizzloads into a receptacle to make baggage for society.

1. I'm not sure you understand where future society comes from.
2. One day soon you may realize that you've missed the best part of what a man does in this world.

Enjoy your fancy rest home and diapers rich man.
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[2minkey]

all this bitterness. is one of your daughters knocked up?

 

[ResearchMonkey]

Sorry McPickle, we've not had that issue come up. Nice air-ball though.

 

[Gonz]

i sell you worthless shit and you lap it up like the loyal little puppy you are.

Well hell sweet cheeks, I ain't one of them. My grammy taught me to look for value. If it ain't worth it, don't bother.

Say, were you one of those fools who paid half a zillion dollars for a condo worth $95,000, because some expert told you it was a good deal & the next guy would out bid you?

 

[2minkey]

Well hell sweet cheeks, I ain't one of them. My grammy taught me to look for value. If it ain't worth it, don't bother.

Say, were you one of those fools who paid half a zillion dollars for a condo worth $95,000, because some expert told you it was a good deal & the next guy would out bid you?

yes, you are one of them. every time you go to the store. any store. "value" has been shoved down your throat and pulled out your ass. keep bleating.

and no, i was not one of those people that made a poor real estate investment, thanks very much... but i may be buying something fairly soon for a significant discount. why the fuck would you even ask that? random assertions of foolishness? hey, are you one of those guys that thinks he can go through life and support a family as a barely-skilled laborer?

 

[2minkey]

Sorry McPickle, we've not had that issue come up. Nice air-ball though.

well, at least you done bred your little helpers for later, when daddy's shitting his pants. why, you've created your own domestic labor force. just like tribals in africa 800 years ago would do. hey man, it takes a village.

 

[Winky]

Good heavens Minxy why so bitter?

bummed at the colossal failure of the leftists policies
or is it the successes of Rush Limbaugh Sarah Palin and Fox News
that's got you down?

yep that's who he's boning

 

[2minkey]

the successes of sarah and fox? perhaps for a bunch of dipshit dittoheads.

and, as to the second part... eew... ya know im sure nell carter has sex too but i don't wanna fucking hear about it...

 

[Winky]

c'mon

 

[ResearchMonkey]

well, at least you done bred your little helpers for later, when daddy's shitting his pants. why, you've created your own domestic labor force. just like tribals in africa 800 years ago would do. hey man, it takes a village.

I'd like to be the first to congratulate you in achieving that God tier consensus of enlightenment well above the 2.5m years of humanity. A piece of paper granted you by your fellow man. -- What could possibly go wrong?

Yeah. The same little girl who woke me before dawn when she had a bad dream, later woke up me up again. She had made fresh waffles for the family. A terrible, terrible thing. Kids are bad like that, always interfering with ME and MY....