Makes me glad I'm

[Gato_Solo]

lactose intolerant...

 

[tonksy]

It's not the milk that scares me so much as the cheese.

 

[Luis G]

cheeeeeeeeeeese *babbles*

 

[Professur]

Gee, what a total shame your americans insisted on separating the Canadian and US markets like you did. We've got buckets and buckets of milk up here that we're pouring out for the pig's slop.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Gee, what a total shame your americans insisted on separating the Canadian and US markets like you did. We've got buckets and buckets of milk up here that we're pouring out for the pig's slop.

Ever notice that there are very few animals that willingly drink milk after they're weaned?

 

[Professur]

And the one that does .... has an unnatural obsession with breasts .....



Makes you think, doesn't it?

 

[Gato_Solo]

And the one that does .... has an unnatural obsession with breasts .....

There ain't no such thing.

Makes you think, doesn't it?

No. Not really...

 

[Professur]

No. Not really...

Sorry, forgot you must be on duty. No thinking allowed. my bad.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Sorry, forgot you must be on duty. No thinking allowed. my bad.

Okay flav...err...prof.

 

[2minkey]

i was just reading an article that says lactose intolerance is actually THE NORM over the entire human population, affecting at least 85% of folks, except those of northern european extraction, who cultivated a tolerance for lactose over many generations... they're about 85% lactose tolerant after the teen years (which is when most lose their tolerance for it, IIRC).

 

[Professur]

I can take skim or 2% milk, but one 10% creamer in a cup of tea will have me blowing chunks. Don't be in the room if someone slips me half and half