Why didn't you just go the whole hog and get a yard tractor with the mower deck?
The first riding mower with Double overhead cams and a blower?
Now all you need is a teenage son to do the actual mowing for you.
gettin' a groovy riding mower would be better than a mistress
crap, some guys have all the fun
Theres no sin in takin' her for a spin!
Work it right and you could do em' both in one day!
My lawnmower is a well built Mexican man that arrives every Thursday morning.