electric_mind
New Member
Hello, my fellow citizens. This is your Minister of Ramblings speaking. I have been in the office for some minutes now and its starting to get very bizarre. Mainly it's the smell. It's driving me nuts. Do you guys know of any good deodorants? Or a good plumber fwif. I can see now why noone wanted this office. Well, let's cut to the chase: I haven't been able to bathe in 5 days. The water heater just blew up on me and the rest of the office is quickly deteriorating. To make things worse, some sex-starved homeless guy is sleeping on my desk and brought his cart with him.
But I'm not here to talk to you about the past. (or present I guess). I'm here to talk about the future. I welcome you all to OTC and... [what... oh... so i'm the new one in here... ok...] ehem... I mean... I hope we all get along and share our diverse points of view without flaming each other (and that goes for YOU, yeah YOU, that guy sitting on the left eating those chips).
Sincerely,
The Management.
But I'm not here to talk to you about the past. (or present I guess). I'm here to talk about the future. I welcome you all to OTC and... [what... oh... so i'm the new one in here... ok...] ehem... I mean... I hope we all get along and share our diverse points of view without flaming each other (and that goes for YOU, yeah YOU, that guy sitting on the left eating those chips).
Sincerely,
The Management.