"Newly-Wed" Funny.............

75renegade

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Guess I'm one of the last few to here this story, (that's usually the case).

At any rate, my future Father-In-Law recently told me about a couple, who were in their room on their wedding night, both sittin' on the bed, undressin'........

The young man took off his pants, then threw them over onto his new bride's lap and said, "here.....put these on....."

She replied, "I can't wear yer pants!"

He said, "Yeah, that's right, and don't fergit I'm the one in charge here".

After pondering that thought fer a moment, she slipped her panties off an' flipped them onto his lap and said, "here.......you put these on".

He replied, "Yeah right, I can't git into yer panties!"

She said, "that's right, an' it may be a very long time 'til ya can, 'les ya change yer attitude!!":D
 
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