Oreos getting sued for being tasty

[chcr]

And the rest of the world laughs at the stupid, decadent american scum, wallowing in the fecal matter of their revolution. Bill of Rights my ass.

How sadly true.

 

[ris]

you have the right to remain fat. and dead.

 

[Gonz]

See, you can catch more lawyers with death-threats than vinegar.

The move to outlaw Oreo cookies in California crumbled Wednesday when the lawyer who tried to ban the tasty snack foods said he had decided to drop his suit.

San Francisco attorney Stephen Joseph told The Associated Press he would not pursue the action any further, and only wanted to get the word out about the dangers of unlabeled fats contained in the popular black and white cookies.

SFGate

 

[Professur]

San Francisco attorney Stephen Joseph told The Associated Press he would not pursue the action any further, and only wanted to get the word out about the dangers of unlabeled fats contained in the popular black and white cookies.

Read as "he only wanted to get his name, and that of his practice in the papers."

 

[chcr]

ead as "he only wanted to get his name, and that of his practice in the papers."

And it worked.