:/ :) :p

[unclehobart]

Are rhesus monkeys full of rich creamy peanut butter?

 

[Shadowfax]

Only the ones you buy in the supermarket

 

[unclehobart]

Perhaps only 'mericans will get this one.

 

[PT]

Ummm, NOPE

 

[Scanty]

Yes they are, PT.

Jesus, you don't know anything, do you?

 

[Shadowfax]

Explain to us, oh wise Scanty

 

[PT]

Ummm, NOPE

 

[unclehobart]

hint

http://www.reesespb.com/

 

[Scanty]

What happened was this... Rhesus monkeys got bored with life in trees and headed towards their local supermarket. Once there, they found a delicious never-tried-before delight called PEANUT BUTTER. Not having any money, they decided to steal this 'peanut butter'. Not having any handbags, they decided to stuff it up their asses and run out.

That's why rhesus monkeys are full of rich creamy peanut butter.

Now, go tell everybody.

 

[unclehobart]

Scanty gets a gold star.

 

[Shadowfax]

*imagines that scene, while 'peanut butter jelly time music playing in the background*

 

[Luis G]

thx Scanty

 

[Scanty]

Now, let me tell ya 'bout root beer...

 

[unclehobart]

do tell

 

[Luis G]

what about root beer?

 

[Scanty]

It's not what you think it is.

I don't know!