PETA: Sea Kittens

[MrBishop]

and what of catfish? are they now double taboo?

Nah..they're ugly fish. We're doing'em a favor by eating them.

 

[catocom]

I think we oughta let sexkittens be called people.

 

[2minkey]

fishy gotta have scales to be kosher.

 

[catocom]

my cats eat lake kittens then

 

[catocom]

I couldn't imagine the world starvation if fish were outlawed.

 

[jimpeel]

Don't forget the 'smells fishy' addendum to said joke

Along those lines, the California legislature is currently considering legislation which would ban women from coastal waters.

They can't get the smell out of the fish.

(Old joke. I don't make 'em up, I just pass 'em on.)

 

[jimpeel]

There's only two things that smell like fish; and one of them's fish.

(Old joke. I don't make 'em up, I just pass 'em on.)

 

[Gonz]

I'm willing to eat vegans, but there are never any in stock at my supermarket. Should I look for a speciality butcher?

Isn't yours upstair in bed?

 

[jimpeel]

I'm willing to eat vegans, but there are never any in stock at my supermarket. Should I look for a speciality butcher?

I hear they taste like chicken.

 

[catocom]

got milk?

 

[paul_valaru]

Isn't yours upstair in bed?

LOL, bacon sammies for dinner last night.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

There's only two things that smell like fish; and one of them's fish.

(Old joke. I don't make 'em up, I just pass 'em on.)

so the other must be liquitex fluorescent pink acrylic paint

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

you can make your own sea kitten now!

 

[Inkara1]

 

[Gonz]

you can make your own sea kitten now!

on my way

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

*is mesmerized by an image of a little boy kicking a seakitten behind him*

 

[Inkara1]

Yeah, I was swimming in a lake one time a few years back and I'm sure I kicked a fish. I felt my foot hit something, and when I felt around with my foot to feel what I hit, whatever it was was gone.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

i hate swimming in lakes, because you step on all kinds of stuff, but you don't know what much of it is! i stepped on a turtle once, i think.

 

[catocom]

in 'lake lanier' here, I had 2 friends that dove off a bridge, into a nest of moccasin snakes.
Nearly killed both of um.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

i never even understood the appeal of lakes for swimming. they're wet... that's about it. full of hidden danger, otherwise.