Phone call at work

Dave

Dave

Well-Known Member
Had to share this one.
Actual call I took today.

me: emergency
caller: hello?
me: can I help you?
caller: is this the emergency room?
me: (already want to throttle caller) yes it is. what can i do for you?
caller: i just got a phone call...
me: aaand? (pause) what about the phone call?
caller: i don't know
me: what can i help you with?
caller: i don't know who it was
me: you don't know who called you?
caller:no (pause) do you know who it was?
me: i can't help you with that
caller: ok (hangs up)


Going to be awhile before that one is topped.
 
JJR512

JJR512

New Member
A patient (little old lady with severe dementia) in the back of my ambulance tonight asked me, "Is this the back of the Mayflower?"

I restrained myself but I really felt like replying, "No...Do you remember the Mayflower?"
 
Mare

Mare

New Member
Go Bless you guys, i know it gets ruff with patience in your line of work.


When mymom was in the hospital and being transferred to the rehab, The hospital had her sooooooooooooooo morphined up, she told all us kids that she went for ride down to the shore to see her sister, which is 1 hr away, doubt they did, lol. And that when she got to the rehab, they measured her for a coffin, lol....which again they didnt do. My mom can't even handle a darvacet, let alone morphine. Now when we tell her the story, she's like what???? So, sometimes, it is better to just bite your tongue,lololol.
 
chcr

chcr

Too cute for words
JJR512 said:
A patient (little old lady with severe dementia) in the back of my ambulance tonight asked me, "Is this the back of the Mayflower?"

I restrained myself but I really felt like replying, "No...Do you remember the Mayflower?"
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:lol: Is it just possible she was referring to the hotel?
 
Mare

Mare

New Member
here ya go guys..............





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2.The weather is sunny & warm, with a light breeze.

3.Birds are softly chirping in the mountain air.

4.No one but you knows your secret place.

5.You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world."

6.The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air.

7.The water is crystal clear.

8.You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

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H2O boy

H2O boy

New Member
i too have a thing about stupid people and obvious questions. drives me bats

i stopped a couple of weeks ago on a local car dealers lot and was looking at a mazda 6 they had. not all that serious about buying, just looking, when i see the salesman approaching

him hello there

me hi

him so, are you interested in this mazda

me thinking to myself no you nitwit i'm looking for somewhere to take a piss

me to salesman well sort of

him its a great car

me to self really? i thought you pricks only sold rustbuckets here

me to him i'm sure it is

him would you be trading this camry in on it?

me to self no you idiot i am trading in a salad shooter and a box of rocks



i left
 
JJR512

JJR512

New Member
H2O boy said:
i too have a thing about stupid people and obvious questions. drives me bats
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Then you would have loved one I heard tonight at work.

My partner and I were on a call to transfer a psych patient from one hospital to another. We had just arrived at the first hospital and had gotten the stretcher out of the back, when a Baltimore City FD paramedic looked at us and said hello, then asked if we were "picking up or dropping off". Mind you, the empty stretcher was in plain sight between us.
 
POStech

POStech

New Member
Me troubleshooting over the phone

me-since your PC is frozen I need you to turn your computer off by pushing the power button on the front of the PC.
her-okay
me-now turn it back on
her-okay
me-let me know when it has booted back up to the desktop screen
her right away- it's back up
me thinking to my self -there's no way it could have booted up that quickly
me-which button did you push
her-the one on the screen
me-no, push the green button on the computer sitting under the monitor
 
Mare

Mare

New Member
JJR512 said:
Then you would have loved one I heard tonight at work.

My partner and I were on a call to transfer a psych patient from one hospital to another. We had just arrived at the first hospital and had gotten the stretcher out of the back, when a Baltimore City FD paramedic looked at us and said hello, then asked if we were "picking up or dropping off". Mind you, the empty stretcher was in plain sight between us.
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:rofl: I would have to turned to your partner and said............shit...where'd the patient go?? You were suppose to strap him down! LOLOLOL
 
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