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Oz

New Member
I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole
and the woodpecker said "God bless my soul!"
Take it out, take it out, take it out
reeeemoove it!


Thankya thankyaverymuch...
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Q: Whatever happened to your raisin stand?

A: My rabbit died... (think it over a bit) :sick:
 

chcr

Too cute for words
You know, that whoreable is about the smartest, best looking guy on OTC.

*Did I win, huh, did I, did I?*
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
chcr said:
You know, that whoreable is about the smartest, best looking guy on OTC.

*Did I win, huh, did I, did I?*
That shameless display of brown-nosing deserves a :bitchslap

:p
 

Stop Laughing

New Member
cool as ice on a hot summer scorcher of a day in the middle of a crazy week in the great month where I'm on vacation in a new place I've never been to before, and some things are great to me, while others aren't, but new things usually make me feel good unlike English classes that would have made me end this particular sentence a long time ago, perhaps before I started typing even a short response to such an unusually unordered thread like this one, and many others I'm sure...
 

tonksy

New Member
Sailing
Takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free...
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Hey, everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick, pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth...
 

tonksy

New Member
Gato_Solo said:
Hey, everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick, pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth...
yeah...like i'm falling for that again....
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
tonks said:
yeah...like i'm falling for that again....


Have we met? :confused: :lol:

Ahem...

Suck on my chocolate, salty balls...Stick'em in your mouth and suck'em
Suck on my chocolate, salty balls, theyre chock full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls...

Listen to this...
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Crying back to consciousness
The coldness grips my skin
The sky is pitching violently
Drawn by shrieking winds
Seaspray blurs my vision
Waves roll by so fast
Save my ship of freedom
I'm lashed helpless to the mast
 
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