Roses are red

staffrodore · Nov 25, 2004

Violets are blue,
I'm nice and pretty
Wtf happened to you?

Raven · Nov 25, 2004

This is one of my favourite shut up quotes:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Enough stupid poetry
Shut the fuck up.

ClaireBear · Nov 25, 2004

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When brains were given out
Were you in the queue?

freako104 · Nov 29, 2004

roses are red
violets are blue
I cant think of a rhyme
so now Ill kill you

Stop Laughing · Nov 29, 2004

roses are red
violets are blue
for those lines alone
payments are due

staffrodore · Nov 29, 2004

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
By the time I'm thru
They'll need dental records to identify you.

MrBishop · Nov 29, 2004

Roses are red,
violets are blue
smile and I'll give you
what I tuck in my shoe

SouthernN'Proud · Nov 29, 2004

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My shotgun is loaded
And my aim is true.

freako104 · Nov 29, 2004

Roses are red
violets are blue
you have 3 holes
Ill put it in you

BeardofPants · Nov 29, 2004

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Now gimme your pants
Afore I beat you black an' blue! :grumpy:

IDLEchild · Dec 13, 2004

Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
Violets are Violet motherfucker
geez!!!

tank girl · Dec 18, 2004

Roses are red
violets are blue
oh how I wish
I weren't blue too

tank girl · Dec 18, 2004

IDLEchild said:
Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
Violets are Violet motherfucker
geez!!!

K62 · Jan 14, 2005

IDLEchild said:
Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
Violets are Violet motherfucker
geez!!!

hahah I do have to say, that one made me smile.

MrBishop · Jan 14, 2005

My roses are dead
my violets are too
enough of bad poetry
or you'll be dead too

unclehobart · Jan 14, 2005

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you
and the horse you rode in on too.

Inkara1 · Jan 15, 2005

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You looks like a monkey
and you smell like one too.

staffrodore · Jan 16, 2005

roses are blue
violets are red
those are the odds
of me getting head

staffrodore · Jan 16, 2005

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am really bored
Obviously you are too.

Inkara1 · Feb 21, 2005

A good one, from FoxTrot:

Roses are red
With stems of green
Your breath smells bad
Use more Listerine