SADDAM HUSSEIN APPRECIATION THREAD

[ipmoof]

 

[whoreable]

 

[whoreable]

damn this thread didn't just take off the way i would have expected.

 

[unclehobart]

Sorry... been busy doing laundry and whipping up a late din din.


I... I ...wasn't here to help... I'm sorry... I failed you, my liege.


*grovels piteously*

 

[Gonz]

 

[Jeslek]

Gonz, I love your style.

 

[ipmoof]

 

[whoreable]

tasteless.

 

[ipmoof]

 

[unclehobart]

ABC's Good Morning America show today interviewed an expert on military history, who said something that I didn't know, namely, that Saddam Hussein actually has a law degree. He went on to point out that the degree was granted under somewhat unusual circumstances: Saddam Hussein was accompanied by two heavily armed guards into the examination room, and apparently it was felt that there was no need to grade the exam.

Upon hearing this, my first thought was that Saddam had cheated. But the expert quickly pointed out that the incident demonstrates that Saddam really has an excellent understanding of Iraqi law.

 

[whoreable]

gotta love this guy.

 

[PT]

Hmm. So if I take my guns and armed guards to school with me, I could theoretically get my Masters degree this afternoon? DOH!!!

Why didn't I think of that before all this school work?

 

[whoreable]

how could we have been so stupid?

 

[Inkara1]

Hmm. So if I take my guns and armed guards to school with me, I could theoretically get my Masters degree this afternoon?

In Iraq, yes. In the US, you get all the media attention you want, but no degree.

 

[Aunty Em]

Hmm. So if I take my guns and armed guards to school with me, I could theoretically get my Masters degree this afternoon?

In Iraq, yes. In the US, you get all the media attention you want, but no degree.

I think you'd get a bit more than media attention.... the odd swat team on the roof for instance?

Must admit Saddam's looking a bit old and fat these days.... obviously too much high living....

 

[PT]

Well then I'm just moving to Iraq. Or Middle Eastern United States, whatever we are calling it these days.

 

[Squiggy]

Must admit Saddam's looking a bit old and fat these days.... obviously too much high living....

Those lawyers make a good living, don't they?

 

[tommyj27]

* ponders legitimacy of constitutional right to bear nukes

 

[ipmoof]

Heheh.

Well then I'm just moving to Iraq. Or Middle Eastern United States, whatever we are calling it these days.

Fucked by Xmas.

 

[Aunty Em]

Heheh.

Well then I'm just moving to Iraq. Or Middle Eastern United States, whatever we are calling it these days.

Fucked by Xmas.

Don't knock it, he might like it.