So I might get a new doggie anyway

[samcurry]

lol@squiggs i meant the new one at the top.

 

[Q]

Bowman, I have 3 doggies.

Sammy, she's a rat terrier....Jacks have floppy ears, her and Choppy got uppy ears

...and her foster mom just emailed me back, she IS still available. I just have to fill out the application and hope I pass the dog mommy tests.

Squiggs, Chopper does not look like a doberman ...ok, maybe a little, but they weigh about 10 times as much and have pointier snouts.

 

[samcurry]

i think squiggy has martini goggles on today

 

[Squiggy]

You mean my doberman is small too?

 

[Squiggy]

I already knew about my weiner being too small...

 

[Squiggy]

weiner dog...I meant weiner dog....

 

[samcurry]

never admit it squiggy

 

[Q]

I saw your dog, he doesn't look like a dobie to me....but if that's what you've been telling him, I won't rat you out.

 

[Squiggy]

I thin sumbody put alco...alcol...booze in these marfinis

 

[PT]

WHATE GVEAV YOU TEHL:ASE TIEDDDDDDDDEEEAAAA

 

[Squiggy]

pheew...Fought eberyone .........lef...

 

[PT]

I did. I had to leab. I'bbb be back thouuus.

 

[Squiggy]

Im'll be shhhhhhhhouting...

 

[PT]

I'm still not here.

 

[Squiggy]

I hadidn't noticed....

 

[Q]

I sure hope you two won't be drinking like this in front of my new puppy. You know how impressionable they are.

 

[PT]

OH shti, doens thatn mean we kdnnedddt o take the martintins ninininsisns out ofthe doggoiee disshhhh.

 

[Q]

OMG I'm telling

 

[PT]

WHATEW? NOYOU never got atddiud dudooggy durnkn?

It'sdfs fuufnnnyy.

 

[Q]

Scrappy got drunk once, swilling down daddy's white russian when we weren't looking. He couldn't even stand up. It was awful.