> A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation --- no one wanted him to leave.
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> Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!' The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
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> Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!' More sighs and loud applause.
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> Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, ... I will give him sex!'
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> There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
> Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies,
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> 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,... 'Screw him!'
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