somebody tell me...

[MuFu]

Her pokies are over-exposed. Shite.

 

[greenfreak]

I did the best I could with Photoshop...

Think you can do better? I don't know where Justin got the pic from, he was the one who found it.

 

[MuFu]

Well you could draw some puffy nips in for starters.

 

[Shadowfax]

Well, just to make y'all jealous, I've found the perfect woman She's fucking nuts about me and I'm the same about her

Incidentally, I've just gotten my first drunken phone call from her ... "elloooo Jon i love you loads i'm a bit pissed but a love you loads louise's here go n' sleep with that bloke i'll ring you later Jon love you loads n' i'm missing you a hell of a lot..."*click*

lol those phonecalls are the best

 

[Jon]

Text message from Emma received this morning:

09:17am - "I'm home!Spent 4 hours on the bathroom floor last night. Going to sleep now, text you when I'm up. Night, love you xxxx"

 

[Shadowfax]

lol

 

[RD_151]

5%? You guys are being awfully generous aren't ya. I thought it was less than 1%. And after a while, you realize even that 1% is just an illusion

 

[Nixy]

See, it is bitches like that whom I hate. They give the rest of us a bad name and they make it DAMN hard to get close to a guy who has been hur bad by them...I never met my ex's ex but I hate her with a firey passion because she fucked him up good. He could never take my words at face value and it has NOTHING to do with anything I did because I NEVER EVER said ANYTHING with double meaning.

 

[Luis G]

5%? You guys are being awfully generous aren't ya. I thought it was less than 1%. And after a while, you realize even that 1% is just an illusion

do you happen to live in Morelia?

 

[AlladinSane]

or Campo Bom?