Start Praying - Hell has been discovered...
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tonksy
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dude, i feel your pain. truly.MrBishop said:...by MrBishop.
Hell is... spending 2 hours in a car, in slow-mo traffic, with a noisy, teething 15 month childstrapped in the back, and no place to stop to calm him down.
I HATE traffic....traffic with a 100decibel child 3 feet behind your head IS Hell on Earth!
Raven
Annoying SOB
I thought hell was windows XP? Though that must have been an infinitesimally close second.MrBishop said:...by MrBishop.
Hell is... spending 2 hours in a car, in slow-mo traffic, with a noisy, teething 15 month child
I HATE traffic....traffic with a 100decibel child 3 feet behind your head IS Hell on Earth!
MrBishop
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Squiggy said:Cmon Bish...Just be thankful that the diaper wasn't full...
Oh...twas...eventually.
There's something about my son turning purple and screaching at th e top of his lungs that just compresses his little belly to bursting camacity. It's almost funny to hear "The mother of all farts" in the midst of a screech, until teh smell hits ya. Luckily, I have electric windows....all going downwards and the A/C going off
You should've seen him when I was finally able to pull over... purple, sweaty, tears running down his face, snot down his nose, his shoes off, one sock off, and stiff as a board.
Little bugger bit me too!
Gotta love him.... 20 to life is a long time.
AnomalousEntity
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MrBishop said:Oh...twas...eventually.
There's something about my son turning purple and screaching at th e top of his lungs that just compresses his little belly to bursting camacity. It's almost funny to hear "The mother of all farts" in the midst of a screech, until teh smell hits ya. Luckily, I have electric windows....all going downwards and the A/C going off
You should've seen him when I was finally able to pull over... purple, sweaty, tears running down his face, snot down his nose, his shoes off, one sock off, and stiff as a board.
Little bugger bit me too!
Gotta love him.... 20 to life is a long time.
That sounds about right. Although the worst part for me has been the 3 years of sleepless nights.
IDLEchild
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MrBishop said:...by MrBishop.
Hell is... spending 2 hours in a car, in slow-mo traffic, with a noisy, teething 15 month child
I HATE traffic....traffic with a 100decibel child 3 feet behind your head IS Hell on Earth!
It doesn't even beging to scratch the surface of how truly bad things can get but not for nothing that is a excruciating ordeal to venture through.
Aunty Em
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Whaddayamean... I live here... hell is 20 years of broken nights as regular as clockwork, hell is banging your head on the wall to relieve the pain in your stomach because nothing else works... don't suffer from acute cholecystitis or chronic gall bladder problems is all I can say... after that screaming kids are just a mild annoyance...