unclehobart said:
How big are the bugs up there?
Well yer gots yer blackflies, which is pretty much a big gnat. Bigger'n yer skeeters down dere. But light, so's the air offen yer hand blows 'em outta the way, sos's yer can't hit the blighters.
Then yer gots yer Skeeters. Which's a bit smaller den yer average house fly, but spindly-like. But they's got a nose near a quarter-inch lang. If'n yer hairy likes me, dey ain't no bodder, as yer can feel 'em lang.
Then, yer gots yer green-eyed deer flies. Looks summat like a house fly, 'cept fer the brown tips on 'tits wings, and da bright green eyes. Dey likes ta take a bit 'o yer fer a souvin-eer. Leaves a hole 'bout as big a the inkspot left by a medium Bic pen. But they land gentle-like. Yer don'ts know yer bin targetted 'til yer ett.
Then, yer gots the grandaddy of 'em all. The Horse fly. Big, grey, maybe a little smaller than the top of yer thumb. Takes a lump just like the deer fly, but bigger. 'Bout the size of the inkspot left by a Sharpie.
But no snakes. 'Cept the timber rattlers, and they's polite. They let's yer know yer about ta get bit 'afore hand.