The 10,000 Post Thread!

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tommyj27

tommyj27

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More Bumper Stickers......

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

So many recipes, so few cats.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

There's too much youth, how about a fountain of smart.

It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Wink, I'll do the rest!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !

I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I souport publik edekasion

hoket on foniks werked fur me

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
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Aunty Em

Aunty Em

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tommyj27 said:
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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So..................... who wants to be a real friend? I may have some likely candidates for the bodies.... :massacre: :evilgrin:
 
PrincessLissa

PrincessLissa

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A bumber sticker a friend of mine used to have on her car :

Get a taste of Religion...Lick a witch

or the other one:

Get off my ass before I send my flying monkeys after you.

They were funny, not my style, but funny.
 
Dave

Dave

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i dont remember the last time i put a bumper sticker on....i think the last one was a local radio station...
 
PrincessLissa

PrincessLissa

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I had the coolest Misfit sticker on the old Princess Mobile. My ex boyfriend bought it for me and surprised me with it.

Too bad he's a jackass...:D
 
Gato_Solo

Gato_Solo

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So what ever happened to the Princess Mobile again? I know you drive an SUV now, but forgot why... :shrug:
 
PrincessLissa

PrincessLissa

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The princess mobile was my old SUV. My ex boyfriend was driving it and it broke. My mom took my name off the loan and kept it. Then my ex bought an Eclipse for me to buy from him but than decided to be an ass and keep it. That's ok, I prolly couldn't have gotten the loan anyway. A short while after that I was looking for another car when the accident happened. I haven't had a car since cuz my doctor won't let me work.
 
Aunty Em

Aunty Em

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Not for the first 12 months no... my employers paid me full pay for the first 6 months and then half pay for the next six and I also received DSS sickpay... though I had to pay it back out of the damages I received for my injuries (always read the 'kin small print in your work contract!)... after that DSS (UK) sickpay alone sucked and though I wasn't supposed to go back to work I did... :( But at least it gave me time to recover enough to disobey the doctor's orders... :shrug:
 
PrincessLissa

PrincessLissa

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Aunty Em said:
I had a motorbike accident a few years back... kept me off work for 13 months and 3 operations...
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Owie! I have only been out of work since Sept and only 1 surgery so far. We are looking at more once I find the bastard who ran me over and sue the shit out of him.

*piss2* :( <~~~~that bastard....:D
 
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