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unclehobart
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Mother of god...
AlphaTroll
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unclehobart said:
Yes? What can I do for you today?
unclehobart
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2 bacon double cheesebugers and whatever it is that you call fries in SA ... 'chippies'?
AlphaTroll
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That's slaptjips too you sonny 
And no, ye cannae have 'em.......I won't be fattening ye up so some other woman can eat ye
And no, ye cannae have 'em.......I won't be fattening ye up so some other woman can eat ye
unclehobart
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*breaks out the pronunciation guide so that I may converse with Alpha properly*
arwa - theeese are arwa demands
beds - The beds are flying in the sky.
beg - container, as in shopping beg, hand-beg, tog-beg
ben - to set alight
chealdren - our future is in their hands
chetz - where worshippers go on Sundays
Debben - city in KZN
deekshunry - where you find weds
detty - opposite of clean
driva - holds the steering wheel of teksi
duck - very duck at night when the lights are off
fems - companies, e.g., Anglo-American
fest - the one before second and third
fok - used with knives
geave - you must geave, I will take
get - a hinged device in a fence
hair - as opposed to heem
hiss - masculine form of hairs
hubba - where sheeps dock
jems - little bugs that give you the flu
kah - what you drive around in
kennel - ummy officer
kebbijees - vegetable
kipper - one who kips, as in a goal kipper
kleenix - where nesses work
len - to acquire knowledge
pee pull - powa to tha pee pull
pesson - one pee pull
pees - symbolised by white dove
reeva - Vaal, Orange
rent - N/A, word obsolete
sheep - big boat
shex - houses in squatter camps
ship - provider of wool
shit of peppa - something to write on
shuck-attak - if the shuck-net is brokkin
shuck-nets - at Debben, for safety of sweamas
thest - ice cold drink will relieve it on a hot day
tocks - negotiations
wean-dow - with glus for throwing bricks through
wekkas - do the weck
weld - the eth
wems - small crawly creatures
arwa - theeese are arwa demands
beds - The beds are flying in the sky.
beg - container, as in shopping beg, hand-beg, tog-beg
ben - to set alight
chealdren - our future is in their hands
chetz - where worshippers go on Sundays
Debben - city in KZN
deekshunry - where you find weds
detty - opposite of clean
driva - holds the steering wheel of teksi
duck - very duck at night when the lights are off
fems - companies, e.g., Anglo-American
fest - the one before second and third
fok - used with knives
geave - you must geave, I will take
get - a hinged device in a fence
hair - as opposed to heem
hiss - masculine form of hairs
hubba - where sheeps dock
jems - little bugs that give you the flu
kah - what you drive around in
kennel - ummy officer
kebbijees - vegetable
kipper - one who kips, as in a goal kipper
kleenix - where nesses work
len - to acquire knowledge
pee pull - powa to tha pee pull
pesson - one pee pull
pees - symbolised by white dove
reeva - Vaal, Orange
rent - N/A, word obsolete
sheep - big boat
shex - houses in squatter camps
ship - provider of wool
shit of peppa - something to write on
shuck-attak - if the shuck-net is brokkin
shuck-nets - at Debben, for safety of sweamas
thest - ice cold drink will relieve it on a hot day
tocks - negotiations
wean-dow - with glus for throwing bricks through
wekkas - do the weck
weld - the eth
wems - small crawly creatures
AlphaTroll
New Member
Hobes - I'm not a Cape Coloured! I do have all my own teeth and I don't drink witblits soaked through bread!
unclehobart
New Member
Pretend that you are. Don't ruin the fantasy.
...and try not to wear anything ... complicated.
I do hate fumbling with complicated bra hooks.
Don't ruin the fantasy. ...and try not to wear anything ... complicated.
I do hate fumbling with complicated bra hooks.
AlphaTroll
New Member
Bra hooks? Now that would imply that I'd be wearing a bra right?
Shall I go put one on for you then?
Shall I go put one on for you then?
paul_valaru
100% Pure Canadian Beef
AlphaTroll said:
I think I speak for all the men here, when I say
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
free is better
AlphaTroll
New Member
Hmm, dunno - bra's seem to be in fashion these days.....and as you know I am quite the fashionable young lady.......gotta give me some motivation for being so free
unclehobart
New Member
Actually .. send me some cheeky snappies so that I can ponder then and decide appropriate attire for thy form and poise.