The Redneck Medical Dictionary

[BigDadday]

Passing it along
Benign.........................What you be after you be eight.
Artery..........................The study of paintings.
Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium........................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section........A neighborhood in Rome.
CTscan.......................Searching for kitty.
Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her.
Colic..........................A sheep dog.
Coma.........................A punctuation mark.
D & C.......................Where Washington is.
Dilate.........................To live long.
Enema........................Not a friend.
Fester........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula........................A small lie.
Genital.......................Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series.................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.............A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.....................Cheaper than day rates.
Node.........................I knew it.
Outpatient.................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis........................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.....................Damn near killed him.
Secretion..................Hiding something.
Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
Tablet......................A small table.
Terminal Illness........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor.....................More than one.
Urine.......................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose..................Near by/close by.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

As resident redneck, I can attest to the veracity of these terms. They seem varicose to the truth. We've node this stuff since we benign or ten. See, we's fester'n y'all thunk. Some of us is even downright impotent folk up in D & C.

 

[BigDadday]

Thnx SouthernN'Proud I have missed the humor lately seems everyone is uptight about one thing or another. Your reply gave me a lol.

 

[catocom]

I've seen those before.
they are pretty good, but actually more hillbilly than redneck, although it's hard to differentiate sometimes.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Hell, I'm both anyway...

 

[catocom]

most hillbillies are rednecks, but not all rednecks are hillbillies.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Lucky me then!

 

[catocom]

See I'm also more of the hillbilly redneck type.....
Hillbilly rednecks are a lot more self-sufficient than that flat land rednecks.
(in general, it's a little different in TX)

 

[BigDadday]

*Hits forehead with hands*

 

[chcr]

*Hits forehead with hands*

 

[tommyj27]

See I'm also more of the hillbilly redneck type.....
Hillbilly rednecks are a lot more self-sufficient than that flat land rednecks.
(in general, it's a little different in TX)

is this a part of the hillbilly-redneck-white trash hierarchy?

 

[Inkara1]

I still like the one about how modem is what you did to the back 40.

 

[catocom]

is this a part of the hillbilly-redneck-white trash hierarchy?

no, white trash is a whole different ball game. Morals come into play there.
(or rather the lack there of)

 

[paul_valaru]

Genital.......................Non-Jewish person.

LMAO